And you thought I was slow.....

I got a telemarketing call just a few minutes ago. I answered the phone and a voice came on and said: ..

“Hello, Joe?”
To which I said, “Yeesss?”

The voice provided a name and said they were from Mass. Audiology
To which I said “Who?”

The voice said “Mass Audiology, we’re doing a free screening in your area”
To which I said “What?”

They said, Mass Audiology, we’re doing a free screening, how’s your hearing?”
To which I said, “Could you repeat that?”

They voice said, “Mass Audiology, we’re doing a free screening, do you have to turn up the TV to hear it?”
To which I said, “Excuse me?”

The voice then says “Mass Audiology, are you having troubles with your hearing? We’re doing a free screening in your area.”
To which I said, "What are you saying?”

The voice, then speaking a little more loudly says “WE’RE DOING A FREE HEARING SCREENING IN YOUR AREA, HOW'S YOUR HEARING”
To which I said “I’m sorry, I can’t make out what'you're saying. Could you reapeat that?”

At this point, I think they got it. Next thing I heard was dial tone. You’d think they’d be quicker on the uptake.